The Delta Shuttle Sheet
January, 2001


SURVIVAL TIPS

By Karen Feld

PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATIONS have long been a part of my life-first as a dazzled teenager and, beginning with Jimmy Carter, as a committed journalist. I am no longer dazzled; frazzled is often more like it. But an inauguration is a historic and memorable event, and an opportunity to gain insights into the new administration.

  • Bring plenty of business cards, and tape labels to the back with your local contact information (hotel phone and room; cell). Washington parties are not flirting opportunities-they are networking, information-gathering and lobbying events.

  • Have a snack before you start the evening, because lines for refreshments will be long. The same is true of the loo.

  • Don't carry cell phones or anything else that will set off security detectors.

  • Wear comfortable shoes-women, no high heels, and a sleek, classic dress rather than a ball gown.

  • Dress warmly and in layers, but leave your fur (and other valuables) in the car trunk or at home.

  • Don't attempt to check a coat.

  • Make all reservations early-not only hotels, but also cars and restaurants.

  • Have $20 bills for town cars and taxis. Don't be shy about grabbing someone else's vehicle for a quick hop.

  • Trade invitations and be creative to get to the right parties.

  • Befriend and tip your hotel concierge. He or she can do most anything for "friends."

  • To protect your reputation, add to gossip without initiating it. If you talk to the press, be sure to indicate whether you do or don't want your name mentioned.

  • Be informed and prepared: Study names, faces and titles.

  • Read newspapers. Don't rely on mini-gossip gleaned from entertainment shows.

  • Don't hesitate to strike up a conversation with that person pushing past you: He or she may just be the next Cabinet appointee.

  • Bring a camera; just don't be obnoxious when taking photos of VIPs. Leave the camcorder at home.

  • Make friends on both sides of the aisle; don't engage in malicious partisanship. You might want to come back next time around.

  • Have fun! You're participating in a historic moment.


    • Karen Feld, a syndicated columnist and TV "talking head," is an award-winning journalist and Washington insider. She lives in Georgetown with her three toy poodles: Cappuccino, Biscotti and Amaretto.

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